May 2013
May 22nd
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airagorn: dumb story because i think i’m funny we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered ‘hot wheels’
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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earthnation: swimchick11606: earthnation: earthnation: lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH You really live up to your URL. watch the sass swimchick11606 or soon u wont be...
May 22nd
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fffcuk: my friends aren’t allowed to be friends with each other they can only be friends with me and the only time they can talk to each other is to discuss how much they love me
May 22nd
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dieceased: remember that one time you called your teacher mom
May 22nd
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vvierd: vvierd: do you ever look in a mirror and think why.… am i so perfect
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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partybarackisinthehousetonight: you wanna fight? alright let’s take this outside! the stars are so bright tonight. the moon looks so nice. hold my hand
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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splashmama: catbountry: racebentdisney: coelasquid: snoozlebee: leidis: penciltests: “Lilo and Stitch” 2002 Deleted Scene Lilo plays a trick on the tourists. IF YOU LIVED HERE YOU’D UNDERSTAND I desperately need to understand WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY Was this scene cut from the movie??!! Fucking christ, do you know what this would have done? What this would have meant to...
May 22nd
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earthnation: deodrant: deodrant: what do u put in a toaster  bread this isnt even a joke
May 22nd
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ryumma: what if you walked into a noisy sports bar with all the big men cheering a screaming and you looked at the tv and it was just a countdown to animal crossing new leaf
May 21st
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May 21st
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AN Checklist
Shirt Skirt Becqpack Hair bow Shoes Captchatote (buy fabric oh god you’re cutting it close+ whiteboard) Jade Glasses Black/??? Tights Make up test Possibly make green lipstick Make small giveaway things (mini sketches/patches/hmm) I’m going as a fan-designed Jade Harley, with a bunch of adjustments to their original design because i couldn’t sew their actual design ):
May 21st
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sammys-sideburns: “Can You Please Not Enter Your Own Grave” a screaming crying audiobook by me
May 21st
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josukekun: there’s a tanned white haired vampire named vanilla ice living in egypt that controls a superpowered ghost named cream, while looking like this and you’re gonna keep asking “why’s it called jojo’s ‘bizarre’ adventure”?
May 21st
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ghosteh13: voice-of-tartarus: demeaniac: what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies? Woah woah wait  you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most” that would explain...
May 21st
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221b-mine-please: pirenstoletheimpala: mycroft-queenofcake: iamjayse: thenerdfighterkid: slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean  be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers shut up we have a good range of jokes this is our domain guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent Are you all done cos I’ve had enough of this by now Damn math...
May 21st
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May 21st
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brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
May 21st
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jawhaw: captainabs: the-kiwi-avenger: consulting-god-of-badassery: incurablyspooky: daemon-hearts: A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions. A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations. A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover A minute of silence for The Last Airbender ten minutes of...
May 21st
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pantere: do u ever see a boy and think damn you could be a 50,000 note gif post on tumblr
May 21st
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brandnewswastikas: I like it when a girl has a food stain on her shirt because it means that she’s bad with spoons and will probably need me to feed her and I’m good with spoons so it will give me a chance to show off a little. 
May 21st
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i dont get how some people are so obsessed with finding love like chill out and watch yugioh or something
May 21st
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GUYS
maybewordsmith: justplainsomething: schnickledooger: believeinprongs: Can you imagine Fred’s face when he’s in heaven and realizes that Prongs is Harry’s dad? “THE LITTLE SHIT NEVER TOLD ME THIS.” Finally a post about Fred’s death that made me genuinely smile^^ Also, Lupin. His goddamn teacher was Mooney the whole time. Oh, and Wormtail was the family rat. So yeah, Harry’s going to...
May 21st
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May 21st
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rapedbyrapture: It is your wedding day, you have waited for this moment all of your life.  The ceremony begins, and  as you watch your bride-to-be begin her walk down the isle, the music begins… KISS KISS, FALL IN LOVE.  
May 21st
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May 21st
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someone is on page 41 of my blog hello friend
May 21st
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azula’s twin advisors are name Lo and Li. Lo and Li Lo n’ Li Lonely…
May 20th
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Katara: I have a surprise for everyone!
Toph: I knew it! You did have a secret thing with Haru!
May 20th
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May 20th
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we were watching sky high yesterday and the commentary said that Warren Peace was misunderstood. now we’re watching the Avatar marathon and saying Zuko was misunderstood. fire benders.
May 20th
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May 20th
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ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
May 20th
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kawaiians: if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar
May 20th
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sharonosbourne: paulbearer: there are people who think kit kats taste good yeah they’re called smart people
May 20th
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plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
May 20th
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