airagorn: dumb story because i think i’m funny we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered ‘hot wheels’
earthnation: swimchick11606: earthnation: earthnation: lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH You really live up to your URL. watch the sass swimchick11606 or soon u wont be...
fffcuk: my friends aren’t allowed to be friends with each other they can only be friends with me and the only time they can talk to each other is to discuss how much they love me
dieceased: remember that one time you called your teacher mom
vvierd: vvierd: do you ever look in a mirror and think why.… am i so perfect
partybarackisinthehousetonight: you wanna fight? alright let’s take this outside! the stars are so bright tonight. the moon looks so nice. hold my hand
splashmama: catbountry: racebentdisney: coelasquid: snoozlebee: leidis: penciltests: “Lilo and Stitch” 2002 Deleted Scene Lilo plays a trick on the tourists. IF YOU LIVED HERE YOU’D UNDERSTAND I desperately need to understand WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY Was this scene cut from the movie??!! Fucking christ, do you know what this would have done? What this would have meant to...
earthnation: deodrant: deodrant: what do u put in a toaster bread this isnt even a joke
ryumma: what if you walked into a noisy sports bar with all the big men cheering a screaming and you looked at the tv and it was just a countdown to animal crossing new leaf
Shirt Skirt Becqpack Hair bow Shoes Captchatote (buy fabric oh god you’re cutting it close+ whiteboard) Jade Glasses Black/??? Tights Make up test Possibly make green lipstick Make small giveaway things (mini sketches/patches/hmm) I’m going as a fan-designed Jade Harley, with a bunch of adjustments to their original design because i couldn’t sew their actual design ):
sammys-sideburns: “Can You Please Not Enter Your Own Grave” a screaming crying audiobook by me
josukekun: there’s a tanned white haired vampire named vanilla ice living in egypt that controls a superpowered ghost named cream, while looking like this and you’re gonna keep asking “why’s it called jojo’s ‘bizarre’ adventure”?
ghosteh13: voice-of-tartarus: demeaniac: what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies? Woah woah wait you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most” that would explain...
221b-mine-please: pirenstoletheimpala: mycroft-queenofcake: iamjayse: thenerdfighterkid: slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers shut up we have a good range of jokes this is our domain guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent Are you all done cos I’ve had enough of this by now Damn math...
brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
jawhaw: captainabs: the-kiwi-avenger: consulting-god-of-badassery: incurablyspooky: daemon-hearts: A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions. A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations. A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover A minute of silence for The Last Airbender ten minutes of...
pantere: do u ever see a boy and think damn you could be a 50,000 note gif post on tumblr
brandnewswastikas: I like it when a girl has a food stain on her shirt because it means that she’s bad with spoons and will probably need me to feed her and I’m good with spoons so it will give me a chance to show off a little.
i dont get how some people are so obsessed with finding love like chill out and watch yugioh or something
maybewordsmith: justplainsomething: schnickledooger: believeinprongs: Can you imagine Fred’s face when he’s in heaven and realizes that Prongs is Harry’s dad? “THE LITTLE SHIT NEVER TOLD ME THIS.” Finally a post about Fred’s death that made me genuinely smile^^ Also, Lupin. His goddamn teacher was Mooney the whole time. Oh, and Wormtail was the family rat. So yeah, Harry’s going to...
rapedbyrapture: It is your wedding day, you have waited for this moment all of your life. The ceremony begins, and as you watch your bride-to-be begin her walk down the isle, the music begins… KISS KISS, FALL IN LOVE.
someone is on page 41 of my blog hello friend
azula’s twin advisors are name Lo and Li. Lo and Li Lo n’ Li Lonely…
Katara: I have a surprise for everyone!
Toph: I knew it! You did have a secret thing with Haru!
we were watching sky high yesterday and the commentary said that Warren Peace was misunderstood. now we’re watching the Avatar marathon and saying Zuko was misunderstood. fire benders.
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
kawaiians: if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar
sharonosbourne: paulbearer: there are people who think kit kats taste good yeah they’re called smart people
plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.