July 2012
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June 2012
chekhov:
How pissed off would you be if your house was burning down and some hipster was photographing it to put on Tumblr
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I just had the greatest moment ever with a little...
Kid wearing a Batman shirt: *standing in the middle of the aisle and sees me, places his fists on his hips and looks at me* Batwoman.
Me, also wearing a Batman shirt: Batman.
Kid: Are you keeping Gotham safe?
Me: Yes. Have you captured the Joker?
Kid: Not yet, but soon. Keep up the good work. *he spins around quickly and runs the other direction*
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01012012:
you never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am
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May you look into the mirror and respect the person staring back at you.
– Alex De Pompa, Valedictorian of the Mary Ward CSS graduating class of 2012.
I’m gonna miss Alex. (via general-grievous)
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jon-snow:
what happens to canadian people if they cant joke about americans not having health care anymore
We slink back into our Igloos and wait for the day of the Black Sun to make our move against the fire nation
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STARTING TO PANIC ABOUT GRADUATION.
I’M NOT DRESSY ENOUGH. I DON’T MIND BECAUSE I LIKE MY OUTFIT BUT
WOW.
Also gotta get there early and please my 0.8% to guidance. Guidance pls. It’s grad. Help meee. Have a heaaart.
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Hello,
Zuko here.
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0.8%
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This percentage separates me from a $2000 scholarship.
This percentage would have been completely avoidable if I was given marks instead of “completes”. Those “completes” would have warranted my 100s or high 90s (I am fucking ace at media arts. These completes were all quest units where I entered competitions/photographed/animated/illustrated). The one marked...
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ragingbomer:
ragingbomer:
so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of conditioner
here’s another fun little tidbit
the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair
i am your child have...
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pokutefan69:
im laugHING SO HARD AT THIS TINY TEXT?? LIKE?????? OH MY FUCKIN G GOD WHY WOULD U EVER NEED TEXT THIS SMALL WHAT IS EVEN THE PUJR POSE ITS JUST TINY LITTLE DOTS
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welcometofagtown:
why do people even password protect their wifi Jesus said you should love thy neighbour
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fuckyeahashes:
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maniacalkyriis:
Neofriends tab in English
Neofriends tab translated from German to English
Wow.
Portuguese:
did i ask for your opinion
French:
don’t tell me how to live
Spanish:
say that to my face fucker not online see what happens
it is time to make new friends oh my god I’m making really unattractive...
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BUT WHY DIDN'T THEY DANCE TO "DON'T STOP...
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